You thought you were going to escape, didn't you?

Brit - Who says I'm fat?  Look how skinny I am!

It's amazing how fast people disappear when the camera comes out.

This is my happy face.  You aught to see me when I'm mad!

Cindy - You can say that again.

Melvin - This is my . . .

Terry and Todd are the best listeners.   Melvin, Kaden and Sarah are the best nappers.

Todd - See that kid sneaking up on me?  I'm gonna wrap him on the forehead when he gets closer. Hehehe.

Brodie - Mom keeps buying me cloths with "GAP" on them.  I thought it was a cool brand name until she told me it meant "Go Away, Please".

Linda - I waved a picture of a cow over that chicken sandwich you just ate.

Jeran - OMG, I'm gonna be sick!

Kaden - I'm so hungry I ate the picture of the cow.  I think I'm gonna be sick, too.

Sarah - Has he taken the picture yet?

Jeran - No, keep smiling.

Linda - Yeah, smile.

Kaden - Hey, Brodie.  I bet I can pull the head off your chicken doll and smack you with it before you can get away!

Melvin - Cindy, you say this is a telephone?   I asked for a 'lectric shaver for Christmas.  No wonder it's so hard to scrape the hair off my face with this dat blame thing!

Katie - I'm tall and you're not!

Sherry - I smell good and you don't!

Cindy - I'm going to spank you both if you don't play nice!

The movie "Deliverance" had dueling banjos.  Do Rant had dueling chili pots.

Eeny, meany, miney, mo . . . no wait, that's miney, eeny, meany, mo . . .

Melvin - Okay, I got mine, y'all get yours.

Gunner - Someone dressed me up like a STEER and you want me to smile for a picture?

Melvin and his two favorite places to sit.

Kaden - I'mmm . . . too sexy for my haaat . . . too sexy for . . .

Christmas party?  I thought it was Halloween!   Yeah, that's why I dressed like a bottle of evoo.

Laci - I can at least believe the "oo" part.

Todd - I don't get it.

Melvin - Just smile like you do.  I do it all the time.

David - Ummmm, I don't think I wanna trade my camera for your toy pony.

Cindy - If you're a WWF fan like me you recognize this hold as a "half nelson".

Sherry - Oh wow.  I just put on some of this cologne y'all gave me.  It smells great!

Katie - Hey, Sherry, can I borrow some of your "cologne"?

Linda - These are cute but didn't they have a size smaller than "Barn Door"?

Linda - The note says this is the nineth regifting so I'm okay to throw this away.

Make up your own caption for this one  :)